A Not So Tall Story
Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 5:20 pm
Hi,
I just had to post this little gem that originally appeared in Baldwin's Weekly Journal of the 13th September, 1823.
Hatton Garden–On Saturday William Congreve, working Goldsmith, was charged with pawning a Gold Ring, a Brooch and Seal, the property of a gentleman, who gave them him to repair.
Some gentleman of the trade stated that the prisoner was the best workman in London, and perhaps in the world, and might be an opulent man, had he but attended to his business, and could easily earn from £7 to £10 a day, and never want work ; instead of which he was idle and would not work, but spent his time smoking and drinking in public houses, with persons of the very lowest description, and whenever any work was entrusted to him, he was sure of pawning it.
As one instance of the prisoner's surprising abilities, it was stated, that some years ago he made a coach with four wheels of gold and ivory not higher than a pea, with a complete set of gold harness for two fleas, which drew the carriage ; each flea had a chain of gold round its neck consisting of 160 links, fastened on by a small gold padlock, and which they drew along on a table, and being examined hy a microscope, appeared in every respect perfect in all parts, and when he unfastened them from the coach, he fed them on his wrist, or on the back of his hand, and then put them into a small box in which there was a bit of cotton. The coach he kept in a separate box, each not bigger than a nut, and this extraordinary curiosity was shewn at the time to their late Majesties, and the principal nobility in the kingdom, as many living witnesses could attest.
A gentleman present expressed his doubt that two fleas could he able to draw a coach and harness of that size and weight; another in rejoinder remarked that a flea was the strongest living thing in nature, that it could carry a thousand times its own weight, and leap upwards of two thousand times its own length, and had an elephant the strength and activity of a flea in proportion to its bulk, it could carry the Monument on its back, or leap from Hyde Park to Greenwich.
This extraordinary curiosity the prisoner lost when in a state of intoxication at a public house in Clerkenwell Green.
William Congreve was apprenticed to Richard Clowdesly (Cloudsley). William was the son of Thomas Congreve (Grimwade 2716, 3815). Heal records Richard Cloudsley as a Jeweller of Silver Street (p.126) and Thomas Congreve as a Plateworker of Borough (p.129).
Trev.
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I just had to post this little gem that originally appeared in Baldwin's Weekly Journal of the 13th September, 1823.
Hatton Garden–On Saturday William Congreve, working Goldsmith, was charged with pawning a Gold Ring, a Brooch and Seal, the property of a gentleman, who gave them him to repair.
Some gentleman of the trade stated that the prisoner was the best workman in London, and perhaps in the world, and might be an opulent man, had he but attended to his business, and could easily earn from £7 to £10 a day, and never want work ; instead of which he was idle and would not work, but spent his time smoking and drinking in public houses, with persons of the very lowest description, and whenever any work was entrusted to him, he was sure of pawning it.
As one instance of the prisoner's surprising abilities, it was stated, that some years ago he made a coach with four wheels of gold and ivory not higher than a pea, with a complete set of gold harness for two fleas, which drew the carriage ; each flea had a chain of gold round its neck consisting of 160 links, fastened on by a small gold padlock, and which they drew along on a table, and being examined hy a microscope, appeared in every respect perfect in all parts, and when he unfastened them from the coach, he fed them on his wrist, or on the back of his hand, and then put them into a small box in which there was a bit of cotton. The coach he kept in a separate box, each not bigger than a nut, and this extraordinary curiosity was shewn at the time to their late Majesties, and the principal nobility in the kingdom, as many living witnesses could attest.
A gentleman present expressed his doubt that two fleas could he able to draw a coach and harness of that size and weight; another in rejoinder remarked that a flea was the strongest living thing in nature, that it could carry a thousand times its own weight, and leap upwards of two thousand times its own length, and had an elephant the strength and activity of a flea in proportion to its bulk, it could carry the Monument on its back, or leap from Hyde Park to Greenwich.
This extraordinary curiosity the prisoner lost when in a state of intoxication at a public house in Clerkenwell Green.
William Congreve was apprenticed to Richard Clowdesly (Cloudsley). William was the son of Thomas Congreve (Grimwade 2716, 3815). Heal records Richard Cloudsley as a Jeweller of Silver Street (p.126) and Thomas Congreve as a Plateworker of Borough (p.129).
Trev.
.